How Waler Bishop sets two people up:
- Prepare blueberry pancakes.
- Light candles.
- Invite the two of them over with the pretense of spending time with them.
- Put a Barry White record on.
- Grab coat and run away.
When it doesn’t work: “I should have made a frittata.”
Yes, Walter. It was the blueberry pancakes that spoiled your plot, not the fact that you can’t force two people to fall in love.
So will people please stop trying to set me up with other people.
Although I do love blueberry pancakes. So if you want to make me some, that would be okay.